Squigglebutt

Obtuse, foolish, stupid as a pudding.

Dave look at Paul hes being a right Squigglebutt...

Yo man, don't talk to melissa man, she such a squigglebutt!

by YogiTehBear January 28, 2015

Squiggleknarf

Pronunciation: squig-el-narf.

A name you call someone you really hate.

did you see sophia she is such a squiggleknarf

by Real-person October 8, 2018

squiggle vision

In the 90s it was the term used to describe the viewing of premium porn channels that your parents had not purchased, characterized by plenty of audio and a severe lack of video, thanks to the jammed signals.

My parents grounded me when they caught me trying to watch squiggle vision this past Friday night.

by TheDangeRuss December 17, 2019

Sexual Squiggle

The sexual Squiggle is the symbol, " ~ " Placed after a sentence that is meant to be romantic/flirtatious, which increases the sentence's sexual value by 10000000000000000000% Used in "Sexting".

Mary; Hey Linda!, Tom from work just texted me, "Hey~"

Linda: He Totally wants that ass go get em girl!

Gary: Look at the text my wife just sent me,

Mark: Dude that has the Sexual Squiggle after it, you Are going to be getting some tonight!

by KanibalKarrots December 10, 2016

Squiggled

Being highly intoxicated ..

"Well Lad were you out last night? " "I was yeah, got pure squiggled" ;)

by I Like Rusty Spoons :) November 18, 2011

Squiggly Fish

verb. The act of inserting a finger into a clothed buttcrack and either wiggling it around or sliding it upward while wiggling it.

noun. A name for the act itself.

verb: "Today we tried to squiggly fish Willem."

noun: "Erica gave Sarah an outstanding squiggly fish."

by The Squiggly Fisherman September 14, 2009

Squiggly Splooge

n. (SQUigglee SPLOOjuh) an internal organ that you're not sure exists, but is causing you pain

Lyme Ninja: Why are you holding your stomach?

Stina Shall: My Squiggly Sploogehurts.

by Stina Shall and the Lyme Ninja March 13, 2009