Squidward Tennisballs

Squidward Tennisballs was a name Squidward Tentacles was called on the episode "The Great Snail Race" by the mailman

where delivery man call squidward tentacle SquidwardTennisballs

Delivery Man: Package, sir.

Squidward: A-ha! (Squidward signs a clipboard) I can’t believe it’s finally here! (delivery man hands him the cage)

Delivery Man: Here ya go!

Squidward: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. (hands him the clipboard)

Delivery Man: Thank you, Mr...Tennis Balls.

Squidward: That’s Tentacles! (slams the door shut)

SpongeBob: Squidward’s last name is Tentacles?

Patrick: Poor guy.

"Squidward Tennisballs

by Mr.Awesomeman1625273 January 11, 2011

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Squidward

A communist

Squidward:"The gentle laborer shall no longer suffer from the Krabitalism of Mr. Krabs! We will dismantle oppression board by board! We'll saw the foundation of big business in half, even if it takes AN ETERNITY! With your support, we will send the hammer of the people's will crashing through the windows of Mr. Krabs' House of Servitude! The Gentle Laborer shall not be overrun by Krabitalism!"

Mr. Krabs: *goes bankrupt*

by Ya boi Stalin June 4, 2018

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Squidrat

Squidrat, an grown adult woman who acts like she is still 16. Will block out anything that involves the truth and spends her days focusing on gossip and celebrities.

An entitled little bitch, squidrat. Talentless In all forms and is best known for reaching her mums pussy first #bornrich

by RingOfFireJohnnyCash November 9, 2020

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Squidward Threesome

A Squidward Threesome is a BDSM threesome involving two disobediant subs, or brats, and a dom. It involves the brats disobeying the dom’s orders, expecting to be punished, while the dom punishes them for mutual sexual pleasure.

I just had the greatest Squidward Threesome, man. I dominated the fuck out of those two girls.

by GingervitisDV October 1, 2017

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