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A retarded person who acts like an asshole in front of other people
Your an asshole you dirty squidrat
Squidrat by MLK Thunder March 14, 2011
A demon who should not be trifled with. They will reach into the lowest depths of hell to strengthen their powers & bring you down with them. The harbinger of curses, dark magic, and pure evil.
That squidrat bastard ruined my life.

I'd rather outrun you than face a squidrat.

He upset the squidrat and was never heard from again.
Squidrat by spacecreature October 27, 2022

squidram 

A)At a dance, a Humptrain/grindeline involving 5 or more people (the largest on record is 23).
B)In conversation, a threat, usually involving violent fornication, but specifically defined as to have such rough anal sex that the dominant's penis becomes shreaded, much like the tentacles of a squid. It is unknown what effect this has on the anus of the reciever, though it must hurt like hell.
A)"They had 15 people in a squidram at the dance last night!"
B)"Ben said he'd squidram Jake if he didn't help out."
squidram by Ben, Andy, and Justin December 25, 2007

squidartha 

squidartha is the act where a man moons, but has his penis and balls tucked under the butt cheeks, thus exposing the “squid” from the backside. The meaning of this act represents the belief that life makes no sense, or is non-sensical. It is a direct reference to and reaction of Hermann Hesse’s novel Siddhartha, where self meaning and awareness gets discovered.
When a person on a street hollered “Jesus is the way”, I pulled down my pants and flashed a “squidartha”.
squidartha by topo the mouse January 19, 2019

squidcat 

“Did you see her face when I took a poop in her yard? She looked like “Squidcat”
squidcat by TaraWard10 August 30, 2023

Squidatron

Part Punkatron, part Squid. The Squidatron.
Hey wow! look at that! thats one big squidatron!
Squidatron by Steven January 27, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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