squidwardian

The envy of the joyful, flamboyantly gushing creativity which children possess, in contrast to the dull drudgery of adulthood.

He has a Squidwardian distain for the successful artist.

by thedarkmother August 7, 2021

handsome squidward

the most divine creature under the sea; he used to be ugly before his cosmetic surgery; a smoking hot person with a greek god physique.

whoa did you see that hottie? what a handsome squidward!

by JustPeachy07 January 18, 2010

SQUID MARK

A mark often left on the front of a pair of underwear, usually the result of leftover male ejaculate.

After a pleasurable night of adultery with my wife's sister, the only evidence that got me busted was a couple of overlooked squid marks on my boxers, and her dress.

by Briggsyl March 30, 2008

skidmark grand slam

N. The unusual situation of soiling three different pair of underpants in the same day.

What happened to Joey?

He had to go home. He hit a skidmark grand slam.

Man, that sucks.

by LobsterSausage February 28, 2011

Squidward

sexiest beast alive

Damn I wish I could eat squidward ass

by Kinkyemokid August 14, 2017

squidward sex position

When you put your balls on another's face and penis down their nose. Simulating squidward, from spongebob.

Me and Sally did the squidward sex position last night.

by Tyler12704 April 21, 2014

squidward cooch

when your coochie sounds like squidward walking

Man 1: I heard that girl has a squidward cooch
Man 2: I know! It sounds just like him

by pproblemm April 1, 2020