squidget

A wee fat person. Like a short squidgy midget.
A squidget.

*small fat child waddles into store*
Teenager1: lol look! a squidget just came in. We better hurry up before he eats everything!
Teenager2: ROFL

by President_Choob June 6, 2009

squidget

This girl that works at sears and is a squirt and a midget.

Hey squidget!

by Fire April 7, 2004

squidgets

Pulsating lady parts

While heavy petting my gf, I noticed her lady parts were pulsating. Heavily. No joke it felt like a lubed-up human heart down there. She had a mad case of the squidgets.

Synonym: wet lady boner
Antonym: blue balls

by psydekik March 15, 2013

Squidging

Applying squidge onto a towel which is then placed on one's face

Tom got caught squidging in the bathroom after his sister got out of the shower.

by bloodysock June 29, 2009

Squidgirl

A whiny ass cunt with insane gacha luck.

Smug- Damn, how'd she not get shafted yet, this is the 50th banner in a row!
Ibuki- I dunno.
Tri- Yes.
Squidgirl- You're just mad.

by Rinmash October 19, 2020

mrf squigit

A general interrogatory statement/question: similar in meaning to when, in graphic novels or comic strips, an author draws a character with a speech bubble that contains only punctuation marks.

When spoken aloud, can be further defined by the tone of voice in which it is delivered (eg, into a rhetorical or satiric question).

When texted, can be further defined by the use of punctuation.

A: Look at that!
B: mrf, squigit?
A: At that guy in the penguin suit over there.

B. Oh.

(texts)
A: Let's go out tonight.
B: mrf squigit?
A: well, we could go to a movie.

A: *sigh*
B: mrf? squigit!
A: I'm just tired of all this #$@#

by sathena99 November 1, 2011

Squidget

Squidget mornicus

This slow dimm whitted creature is often found walking arouns Stockton riverside college with a moronic look on his face, this creature think he is a hit with the ladies of his species, sadly he is mistaken. this creature is deformed and smaller than the other of his species and he has a squint on his right eye that makes him look like this o(-_*)o, this sad pathetic creature should be shot and but out of his sad lonely life

by SpiderFarm! January 16, 2004