by squidgums March 2, 2009

Customer: oi bruv, you got any Squidgy black?
Dealer: nah bruv, smoked all the Squidgy black.
Customer: Jokes man
Dealer: nah bruv, smoked all the Squidgy black.
Customer: Jokes man
by Lewie Lewie Lewie November 15, 2007

Occurs the morning after a good lash on the wife beater (Stella Artois)and doner kebab. Confident crop dusting in the office is soon bought to a halt, when ones' kex are suddenly and explosively filled with gelatinous clarts.
Sorry lads, I'm going to have to leave the course because I've just loaded my undercrackers with Squidgy Pyapps. It feels like a flock of sparrows have just landed.
by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 3, 2004

by blake the man August 5, 2006

Guy A: DUUUDDDEEE!!!! That chick I took home last night gave me some squidgy penguin!!!!
Guy B: NO WAY?!?!?!?
Guy B: NO WAY?!?!?!?
by Miss Ass Panda December 14, 2009

by Squidgy plums February 27, 2017
