Squidge

The intense feeling and urge to munch or squeeze an extremely cute animal or animal baby. It is an emotional experience not a physical one. It is not taken literally and should never result in actual damage to the animal

I just want to squidge that cute little teeny kitten

by UglyC May 30, 2014

Squidge

Verb 1- The act of squeezing through a tight gap or otherwise impenetrable space
Verb 2- The act of forcibly inserting oneself into a conversation unrelated to oneself
Noun 3 - A person of slight proportion who utilises both forms of the verb squidge in their day to day existence

1- "Wow did you see Aaron just squidge his way through that tight doorway"
2- "Well done Andrew, you just squidged your way into this conversation didn't you"
3- "Man isn't William such a squidge"

by Kilmartin May 23, 2018

squidging

to gentle squeeze and play with your girlfriends ears, especially if they are particularly malleable

I brushed her hair back and gave her a good old squidging

by londanuk October 20, 2008

Squidge

Pretty much the opposite of the marijuana-smoking sense of the word chief.

Doris: Hey wanna chief?
Gertrude: It's ok, I'm gonna squidge.

Later that evening:
Abby: Hey wanna chief later?
Gertrude: It's ok, I'm squidging.

by Chadisrad January 5, 2009

Squidge

The sound that you make you make when you step on something squishy.

I love hearing that squidgey noise!

by Nintendorkwad July 23, 2015

Squidge

"Squidge"= slang for cigarette

Hey got a squidge I can buy?

by Gypsy Magick Raven January 23, 2010

SQUIDGE

n. a fishing term used to describe various types of filamentous algae that grow in the water. Filamentous algae is basically green, wet, and very slimey, sometimes it is mistakenly reffered to as "moss" which really only grows on trees.

I went fishing today and the squidge was terrible, I couldn't keep the squidge off the lures I was throwing.

by Steve Brinkerhoff April 4, 2008