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squibbly

A verbal ejaculation of sorts discharged via flesh pen; most often experienced by authors after a prolonged period of writer's block (a.k.a) writer's priapism. The final result being a 'squibbly' or sudden burst of white creative pearl jam onto Big Chief steno pad. Similar to a brain fart but differing in that a very tangible and proteinaceous goo is yielded, often requiring the services of a Latina maid and or clean up crew.
Tucker, one of many men suffering from writer's priapism, had been working on the same sentence of the first paragraph of the same novel for seven years. One night in Tibet, while working on his novel and simultaneously downloading porn via Rapidshare, a 'squibbly' discharged from the flesh pen betwixt his crotch, darting across his room in an F1-Tomcat-like fashion and, unfortunately, outside his open window and onto his gay neighbor Bryce's bougainvillea garden.

The 'squibbly' or unannounced burst of creative goo remained irretrievable due to the fact that the bougainvillea garden resided next to a local Tibetan glory hole den. Tod's protection had been seized by customs on his flight to Tibet. The adamantium buttplug, which Tod normally bore in his asshole for such occasions, had failed to bypass the metal detectors at LAX.

Tod sighed with depression, wishing that he had been sporting a flack catching device.
by Trout Appleseed May 10, 2010
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Squibble

A squibble is a small squabble. A squabble is little skirmish.
We had a squibble over who was the better candidate for office.
by Squibbly Squabbler October 3, 2012
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squibb

UK usage
A small detonator, either used to trigger a larger explosion or to simulate gunfire in TV and films.
Term originate from the cornish word 'Shibd'.
The charge is in place, now I just need to set the squibb and then we can blow the fucker.
by black flag June 14, 2004
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Squibbly

Feeling like your brain is rattling around in your head after taking medication.
Drinking grape cough syrup makes my brain feel squibbly.
by Kyle_5 October 21, 2010
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squibby

A partially smoked cigarette usually found in ashtrays or on the floor.
roadkill: do you have a stougie?
jonny: no, i just smoked my last one. but look in the ashtray over there for a squibby.
roadkill: ight nigga thanx.
by akaroadkill April 5, 2010
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Squibrows

Those type of eyebrows that are so bushy, they kinda remind you of baby squirrels.

(If one denies the squibrow-ness of one's squibrows, they have been known to be disguised as 'very defined' or 'just really dark compared to his/her skin tone and hair color.' )
"sorry to say, hun. but *** has squibrows."

"Look at the squibrows on him!"

"her boYfriend has such squibrows, it's CRAZY!"
by FelicityLove July 2, 2008
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Squibble Head

Someone not very intelligent and quite slow. May or may not shit themselves regulary
by sav May 22, 2012
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