Cheese Squeeze

A colloquial expression to announce one's need to go take a massive dump.

Gentlemen, I'll return in 5. I can hold no longer. I must cheese squeeze.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017

squeeze a loaf

1. to poop, crap and/or shit
2. Basically pinching a beef sausage into the pot of lemonade stew (aka your pee and poop concoction)

Aaron and Bob squeeze a loaf after eating the buffet at Sweet Tomatoes

by IWasIntroducedtoUDByASnake April 6, 2015

Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

Bubble Bass' order in the Spongebob episode "Pickles". AKA the ultimate/cringiest food to ever exist.

"I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." - Bubble Bass

by UrbanDUser06 February 11, 2019

SoFlo Squeeze

(n): A driving maneuver distinctive to Miami in which a car changes lanes by veering into an extremely tight space between two other cars at a dangerously high speed, usually without signaling. Can also be used as a verb. (Example: I've been squeezed!)

"I need to get around this guy."

"Just give him the SoFlo Squeeze."

by Frightened Miami driver November 28, 2009

bread squeezer

A person who is so awful, that they go into a grocery store and squeeze the loaves of bread.

Gerry is such a jerk, I bet he's a bread squeezer.

by Dinkleburguuu February 10, 2015

peenie squeezie

Pennie Squeezie is a buff bulldog introduced on season 1 of Hot Streets. His methods are crude but effective.

Hey! Wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh! Don't fuck with peenie squeezie!

by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts May 26, 2019

The juice isn’t worth the squeeze.

The reward is not worth the effort.

She’s pretty cute but she expects me to try so hard to win her over, the juice isn’t worth the squeeze.

by Who’R’You August 17, 2022