Squeezeball

(n) A term of endearment among friends.

Mason: Whats up squeezeball?
Scott: Hello friend, how are you?

by Nugd00der February 24, 2011

Skeezebag

The lowest of the lowlifes, these people don't have enough conscience, morals and decency to qualify as human beings. They lie, cheat and steal for their own greedy and disgusting benefit, damaging others in the process.

Practice social distancing around these so-called people long after the COVID-19 pandemic is ancient history.

The incumbent US President is the King of the Skeezebags.

Some skeezebag modeling agency scammed my little sister out of $5,000 - and she only has a bunch of lousy pictures to show for it.

by The Real Canadian April 28, 2020

squeezebox

Er...it's squeezey. Open for misconception.

I love my squeezebox, wanna touch it?

by Squeezy Mc. Squeeze May 19, 2003

squeezebox

Refers to a large, often unintelligent group of teenagers who are commonly referred to as "jocks".

That squeezebox just ordered four bacon-egg-and-cheese bagels.

by Iamgoodtoo May 18, 2007

shmeezebag

female who is unsavory.

your ex girlfriend who sleeps with the entire jv soccer team is a shmeezebag.

by Dan the Impaler September 8, 2011

vegan squeezebox

When two homosexual males are both "bottoms" and they must thrust asses together until climax.

The male scissor.

If it were not for the vegan squeezebox, Dylan would never ejaculate.

by Jailhouse Nancy April 3, 2008

squeezebulb

Commonly known as the bulb on the end of a douche or a turkey baster. Also, slang for pathetically slow or bad driver; often encountered when in a hurry to get somewhere.

I'll get to work on time if I can just get past this squeezebulb in front of me!

That squeezebulb at the head of the line is driving like he's been smoking heroin for breakfast.

by Crazy Sven March 5, 2004