spuddlegruncher

The beginning of a massive headache when one realizes he’s started a sophisticated linguistic debate with an insufferable pedant who refuses to accept that linguistics goes beyond basic grammar the person learned in elementary school.

The guy insisted “anyways” isn’t a word and I realized I was developing a spuddlegruncher.

by yo yo g January 13, 2020

squaddle

To shit your pants and puke simultaneously after being kicked in the junk.

Bill got kicked in the junk so hard he squaddled himself.

by Snakarino June 19, 2008

Scuddlebutt

Gossip, Rumor.

Have you heard any scuddlebutt about my promotion?

by CJidkshoot June 10, 2018

spuddle

A West country word meaning to waste time and not get on with the task at hand. Leads to spuddler, spuddled spuddly etc.

Look at old Mrs Jones, spuddling at the gate.
Oh, she's a right old spuddler.

Or to children - Stop spuddling and get on with your homework.

by floflumpit January 31, 2010

Studdle

To study while cuddling. A combination of the words "study" and "cuddle".

Dave: Hey baby, I want to see you tonight but we both exams tomorrow.
Betty: It's ok, we could just studdle.

by TomatoChip February 20, 2013

Squadless

When you’re in a squad but can’t hang out with the squad because you smoke and thus don’t have enough money for squad activities. Smoking = less cash to spend on fun times with your friends = #SQUADLESS

I'm stuck with Pee Paw who smells like a foot while my squad's at the movie and they're seeing something good. If I didn't smoke, I'd have the cash to go too. I miss them so much -- I'm #squadless.

by savethesquad August 29, 2016

Squadless

When you were in a squad but eventually stopped being in it because of problems you caused so you don't have anyone else to hang out with.

Girl: Where's Josh?
Boy: Didn't you hear? He's officially Squadless

by QueenFetty0_- May 14, 2016