The act of scratching a friends head, usually when they are depressed, drunk, or high. There is a rumored second G Spot on one's head which can be stimulated through the act of head scratchies, and therefore should be something not done in public.
Nikki: I've been feeling pretty down since I found out I was pregnant, can you give me head scratchies?
Erin: Sure thing, you better pay me back though!
Erin: Sure thing, you better pay me back though!
by prepsterbitchezz March 10, 2011
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1. The knocking of blocks used to attract mythical beasts called Sasquatches.
2. The rythmic pounding of the squatch for hours or days on end.
2. The rythmic pounding of the squatch for hours or days on end.
1. Those faggots from Finding Bigfoot Squatch Knock continuously in order to attract the elusive Sasquatch.
2. I squatch knocked Austin's mom so long last week that she moaned like a ghost and her squatch could take absolutely no more knocking.
2. I squatch knocked Austin's mom so long last week that she moaned like a ghost and her squatch could take absolutely no more knocking.
by Squatchknocker247 January 24, 2012
Get the Squatch Knock mug.The act of saving a seat by claiming squatie. If someone sits in a seat claimed by another by the act of squatie, the rightful owner of said seat may shit on perpetrator's face.
Bj claims squatie on his seat and goes to the bathroom. Nick sits in seat, so bj squats over nick's face and shits on him.
by White Boyz June 21, 2012
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Get the Scratchies mug.A finishing move where the man grabs the woman by her hair, loads his testicles into her mouth and when he ejaculates, uses his free hand to take the tip of his penis and mash it against her forehead, splattering all in her hair and on surrounding objects. Can also be plural.
"You get any last night?"
"Yea but she was totally pissed when I Jase-squatched on her and ruined her drapes with the splatter."
"Yea but she was totally pissed when I Jase-squatched on her and ruined her drapes with the splatter."
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Get the Jase-squatch mug.Can you believe how deep that woman's voice was? She was so squatchy.
That's such a squatchy house. It's all run-down and falling apart.
That's such a squatchy house. It's all run-down and falling apart.
by James76 October 15, 2011
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