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head scratchies

The act of scratching a friends head, usually when they are depressed, drunk, or high. There is a rumored second G Spot on one's head which can be stimulated through the act of head scratchies, and therefore should be something not done in public.
Nikki: I've been feeling pretty down since I found out I was pregnant, can you give me head scratchies?
Erin: Sure thing, you better pay me back though!
by prepsterbitchezz March 10, 2011
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Dr. Squatch

The pinnacle of manliness. An all natural soap for men that changes the your shower experience. Use with caution, you may just become too irresistible.
"Dude, James stole my girlfriend..."
"Ah, he must shower with Dr. Squatch."
by drsquatch November 6, 2019
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Squatch Knock

1. The knocking of blocks used to attract mythical beasts called Sasquatches.

2. The rythmic pounding of the squatch for hours or days on end.
1. Those faggots from Finding Bigfoot Squatch Knock continuously in order to attract the elusive Sasquatch.

2. I squatch knocked Austin's mom so long last week that she moaned like a ghost and her squatch could take absolutely no more knocking.
by Squatchknocker247 January 24, 2012
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Squatie

The act of saving a seat by claiming squatie. If someone sits in a seat claimed by another by the act of squatie, the rightful owner of said seat may shit on perpetrator's face.
Bj claims squatie on his seat and goes to the bathroom. Nick sits in seat, so bj squats over nick's face and shits on him.
by White Boyz June 21, 2012
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Scratchies

Light scratches given in an affectionate manner.
Mark likes when his girlfriend gives him scratchies on his back before bed.
by FadeIntoYou January 22, 2013
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Jase-squatch

A finishing move where the man grabs the woman by her hair, loads his testicles into her mouth and when he ejaculates, uses his free hand to take the tip of his penis and mash it against her forehead, splattering all in her hair and on surrounding objects. Can also be plural.
"You get any last night?"
"Yea but she was totally pissed when I Jase-squatched on her and ruined her drapes with the splatter."
by SquibblyWibbly December 27, 2019
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Squatchy

of, pertaining to, or a likeness of the Sasquatch and/or its habitat
Can you believe how deep that woman's voice was? She was so squatchy.

That's such a squatchy house. It's all run-down and falling apart.
by James76 October 15, 2011
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