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Squanch

1.Jerking off while hanging yourself (rick and morty)
2.vaping, or smoking some mowie wowie
1.pass me that rope it’s time to squanch
2.yo bro gammet squanch.
by Yolobeefswag June 15, 2019
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squanched

Person 1: I just took 10 dabs off the rig
Person 2: Are you feelin squanched yet?
by atrueintellectual November 28, 2018
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Squanch

A fart so rare and terrifying that it deserves its own name. Often found in confined spaces where its victims can not escape its wrath.
My god, its the squanch. Break out the gas masks.
by thewickedone80 March 6, 2013
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Squanch

The act of male on male scissoring. The men spread their legs in a "Y" (scissor) shape and place scrotum's together, usually behind the other party's testicular sac, and proceed to pleasure one another.
Man, my sac hurts! Next time we squanch, one of us needs to shave so it's not like our balls are Velcroed together..

See also scissoring
by fat_atkison September 15, 2011
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Squanching

A term used in the show Rick and Morty. It is code for male masturbation.
Friend: Hey, you coming to see-
Guy: DUDE! IM SQUANCHING!!
Friend: I am so sorry! Forgive me!
by AbbeyRoad9242 October 8, 2016
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Squanch

“I gotta take a Squanch” - Gary
“That was a Top10 Squanch right there” - Fish
by DaSquancher August 21, 2018
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Squanch

That Bitch's Squanch is Gnarles Barkley
by TVICH March 17, 2017
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