spanglemonkey

Spider monkey + Glue + Glitter + Glass beads = fun

I played with my spanglemonkey all day until he choked on a bead and died.

by Anonymous October 16, 2003

spanglemonkey

UK usage:-
To wank, masterbate, self abuse, act like Onan etc.

Comes from spangle- to add glitter / cum, and monkey - the male member.

I've got a hard on so I'm gonna spanglemonkey.

by black flag June 27, 2004

Spunkmonkey

When one man ejaculates and another uses this as lubricant to masterbate in the presence of the first man.

Look at those Spunkmonkeys
Hello darling, wanna spunky monkey

by lalalalawl December 17, 2009

SpunkMonkey

A SpunkMonkey is cumming on a girls face then cutting your pubes off and sticking them to her face. lots off girls like a very hairy and cummy face. its gives them joy.

I gave monica a SpunkMonkey last night she loved it

by Dramalama November 11, 2015

spanglemonkey

the name of Captain Spanglemonkey, a man often referred to when one is stoned in Meigle

ARRRRR, it be's Captain Spanglemonkey

by bob October 9, 2003

Spunkmonkey

Someone who enjoys taking animal sperm on their forehead

My friend Liam is such a spunkmonkey. Did you hear about him and the goat the other day? That was disgusting!

by Jizzlamic State January 9, 2017

spunkymonkey

Jayden

I was chilling with Jaden in voice chat and it got spunky, he's the spunkymonkey.

by LastGrimzy August 8, 2022