splunky

Weird and messed up; kinda crazy and cuckoo; you are considered a splunk if you are splunky

Person 1: wow that bike is pretty weird and messed up
Person 2: yeah, it’s kinda splunky

by Sofa king brilliant October 25, 2019

spelunk

other forms: spelunking, spelunked, spelunks(v), spelunker (n)

1. v.;the exploration of natural caves
2. v.;the exploration of a man's anus by either: A. himself, B. a female sex partner., or C. male sex partner.

1. Bat researchers usually spelunk many caves to find their information.

2. while watching porn: "Eww, did you see her slip her finger into his butt? She's totally into spelunking."

by angel December 22, 2004

Spelunkavag

a cavernous vagina with an acoustic echo resultant from numerous romantic escapades.

With as much "fun" as Sara had on spring break, i'm sure her spelunkavag could use a breather.

by Munasty September 13, 2010

colon spelunking

The act of anal sex.

What that girl needs is a good colon spelunking.

by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 4, 2004

Spugunk

Used when ecstatic as exclamation. Can also be used when there is nothing else to say, see meep. As a noun, it refers to a light, harmless tease.

"I got an A+ on this test!!!! SPUGUNK!!!!"

"I'm bored."
Pause
"Spugunk"

Person 1: (teases gently)
Person 2: Don't you spugunk me!

by meepmew9191 January 30, 2012

Wet spelunker

Another name for a dick/cock. In particular after having had sex in a wet pussy or ass.

Derived from the concept of exploring a dark cave which is usually very wet as can be seen with a pussy and ass after lube is applied.

The wet spelunker bulging in Davids pants was making it hard for Taylor to concentrate.

by Kittyslyfox December 2, 2020

Ass Spelunking

The expansive exploration of the anal cavity taken to an extent far beyond typical examination. In order to be considered an ass spelunking specific symptoms must be present. Extreme pain, euphoria, nausea, loose stool, and loss of bowel control are typical. In order to be an ass spelunker one must have partaken in at least 75% of the anal event and have documented the such thoroughly. Any accomplice in the even is referred to as the secondary spelunker.
Many times ass spelunking is used in reference to homosexual acts, however, ass spelunking can also refer to those of hetero origin.

"That butt pirate goes ass spelunking nightly."

"Tuesday I went ass spelunking with Ashley and ruined her parents sheets. After she passed out a I gave her a superman."

by H. J. B. May 17, 2008