spud

a fat lazy ditball, a fake quito, someone with a really bad shave. Spuds don't go tanning they go burning. Spuds have a shiny red complexion. Everyone knows a spud is dumb, uncool, ugly and unintelligent, but he (the spud) thinks he is mr. suave.

JDol is such a spud!

by Fozzie Bear July 31, 2008

spud

a fat lazy ditball

look at that spud....she fell asleep with a beefcake in her mouth.

by alexis January 1, 2004

spud

The scarecrow dude from Bob The Builder

Muck: Oh no, it's that pesky Spud again!
Lofty: Oh nooooo! I'm scared!
Spud and Travis: Ehehehehehehe!

by Kona K. January 28, 2021

spud

A name for a stoned bloke, typically a unit. occurs by suffering immense brain damage from significant consumption of alcohol and drugs and achieving a half vegetable state.

See also; fried cunt, aussie legend

person 1: Oi old mate Jerry got fried on the weekend, he snorted so much shit that he's been hospitalised
Person 2: What a fucking Spud cunt

by avinabeer December 10, 2018

spud

a word only understood by few..

adam alessi is such a spud!

by Chicapoo1112 February 2, 2018

spud

N: The visible mound of panty-clad labia that peeks out from between a sitting woman's thighs when she puts her knees together and draws her knees up toward her chest.

She grinned from her front steps when she saw that we were eying the pink spud beneath her slightly raised skirt.

by Polecat May 6, 2003

spud

A word used to describe a "new guy", since he doesn't know what the hell he's going yet.

"Come on, spud. I'll show you how this works."

by W. S. Baxter June 11, 2006