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Spreading the lotion

4-0 up! We’re now spreading the lotion.

Damn, that’s a hat trick by Occle, he’s spreading the lotion.

No way coming back from this now, the lotion has been spread.
by QTip57 March 7, 2020
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spreadsheet tycoon

An entrepreneur who falsely believes, based on his own naive financial projections, that he will get rich.
Did you see Bob's stupid new business plan? The guy is a spreadsheet tycoon.
by Ho Sun Yan October 9, 2008
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spreadshit

An Excel spreadsheet with no redeeming value, it's purpose was to provide data but all it creates is confusion and frustration.
Bill: Do you have the forecasts for next week's production?
Ted: No, the data Rufus sent is horrible. All of it was on one ridiculous spreadshit. I asked him if he knew what a column was. He said he just finished reading one in the newspaper.
Bill: I can't believe he still works here.
Ted: The worst part is I have 400 rows worth of data in one merged cell. I don't even know how he managed that.
by Rooks January 24, 2008
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spite fuck

The act of fucking a person for no other reason than pure hatred.
Bitch bothered me for so long, I spite fucked her so hard her mom could feel it.
by Cardozoed February 14, 2005
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spread em

what police say to you when they wanna fondle you
Spread em!
by Alexius November 6, 2003
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spreadshitting

Producing large amount of spreadsheets at a rapid pace, sometimes for dubious reasons or uncertain motives.
I spent all of last week spreadshitting for High Management's fucking KPIs.
by LexMajor1 May 6, 2020
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Spreading Sociobot

Spreading sociobots, (who don't know that there is any other option, anything more to life or anything better and have had very little or close to no connect with genuine emotions, love and care and possibly multiple traumas or events that have made them slow and steeply slide into the mould) who have grown up or primarily been affected by Ruling sociobots and close their opinions in jails and convince themselves that the opinions from the boxes of the Ruling sociobots are right

bit more hope than ruling
(The Tortured rich kid from any odd teenage movie/ real ""assholes" n stuff").

Spreading Sociobots - It's cute that you think you will get away with that.
Also- Ya, that's stupid, you know, REAL stupid.

And- So this person did _that _

Reply - Oh my GAwd sooo stupid

And- Ya, i said that to One More

One More- Hey, but... if you think-

And&Reply: STUPID *walk on*
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