slaphead sprouting

when over imaginative bald men gets over excited and suddenly 2 foot of hair sprouts out of his head. This effect can only be reversed by extensive treatment of slaphead lotion.

Keith was sitting having a pleasent dinner in the garden when he had a sudden explosion of slaphead sprouting where his face was covered by a hairy bush.

by Ginger streak May 16, 2006

sproutin

The act of achieving an erection while being raped by a gang or band of male mutated or otherwise subhuman mongaloids.

Jim-Bob: Get em' John Boy!
Rape commences and victim achieves erection.
John Boy: Yeehaw! He's sproutin'!

by Johnny Oracle January 8, 2013

sprouting

During sexual intercourse, this is when couple are in the doggystyle position and the man stays still while the woman thrusts back and forth on the man's penis. Basically, the woman doing all the work during doggystyle.

"Man last night my bitch did all the work while I was fuckin her doggy"
"Oh that's the shit! Sprouting is what my bitch does best!"

by camenyogrill January 6, 2010

Sprouting

A person gets defensive in the presence of others. Whether at a statement, or a joke taken too seriously.

Guy1: Dude, did you buy your car from my grahms?

Guy2: Shut up, you moron, no I didnt!

Guy3: (hey man, chill, this guy's sprouting)

by Craven Angel October 1, 2008

Sprouling

The act of being extremely sexual. Not knowing when to stop talking.

Bob: Dude, that guy will not stop talking about stupid sexual things that don't even make sense!

Dan: Totally sprouling.

by qwertyBLAH February 24, 2011

Sprouting Ovaries

When a guy has turned so feminine in his behavior, wardrobe, etc., that he is becoming a woman.

My dad was buffing his nails with his Crazy Shine manicure pad today while talking about yesterday's Dances with the Stars episode. My God, he's sprouting ovaries!

Please note that my father is man enough to listen to the Adam Corolla podcast, where he heard the phrase.

by keguse August 28, 2012

Sprouting potatoe

Trash/worthless, slow

Bro, stop being a sprouting potatoe and get on cod.

by Real s**t November 13, 2020