Shitzer Spritzer

When you take a dump and it causes toilet water to splash up your rectum

"Whoa, that dump I took this morning caused a shitzer spritzer!"

by hydro dumper October 7, 2009

Semen Spritzer

When a guy ejaculates into a cup and makes a milkshake with it and gives it to his girlfriend

" My girlfriend jerked me off and i made her drink my semen spritzer."

by Shelton063 January 1, 2010

spitzered

To lose your job because you got caught paying for something you should have gotten for free anyway.

Elliot Spitzer got fired after getting caught with a 3 diamond prostitute.

Don't get spitzered man, you can totally talk that vendor into giving you that stuff for free.

Jimmy was spitzered from the dairy farm. He bought the cow when he could have got the milk for free.

by fess April 21, 2008

Spitzer Swallow

key question to ask when arranging a liason with an online escort agency; it will determine whether or not the lady in question will ingest one's ejaculate

Yes, yes, she's lovely... but for $5,500 an hour, does she Spitzer swallow?

by C.C. Black March 13, 2008

Spritzer

a glass of wine mixed with carbonated water(not to be confused with champagne)

I ain't having another spritzer.

by The Return of Light Joker August 23, 2008

spritzer

A mixed drink made with wine and carbonated water usually
consumed by females

Lee loved to drink a spritzer before a night out at fluffy

by percy46 August 1, 2007

spritzner

the act of inserting a wine spritzer into ones asshole and shaking it up so the carbonation creates a tingling sensation.

why the fuck did you pay for a spritzner from that whore?

by paulsgay January 25, 2011