from the verb "to spaff".
When something is amazing, and gives you that sexual feeling, its Spaffage.
When something is amazing, and gives you that sexual feeling, its Spaffage.
by Merk Krellus March 8, 2005
Get the Spaffage mug.Noun; The crumbs and small broken pieces frequently found in the bottom of a bag of snacks like chips.
The store did such a poor job bagging my groceries, by the time I got home there was nothing left in my bag of tortilla chips but spaffords.
by OhioSM September 30, 2023
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Get the Repetitive Spaff Injury mug.1. sleeping with goa chics who lost any demand for taking a shower since the beginning of the fusion festival
2. taking too much drugs during the fusion festival
3. taking even more drugs during the fusion festival
4. taking drugs with goa chics and having sex with them afterwards at the fusion festival
2. taking too much drugs during the fusion festival
3. taking even more drugs during the fusion festival
4. taking drugs with goa chics and having sex with them afterwards at the fusion festival
by Editha June 16, 2008
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Get the spaffed mug.After a prolonged period of sexual abstinence, the explosion felt in the gentlemans area when the spaff bomb is finally released. Ladies may also feel the fast flying shrapnel from the bomb which can land anywhere but seems to target itself on the facial area. ( subject to approval)
Fuck me Dave. Did you hear the blast from my house last night? Finally blew up the spaff bomb. What a fuckin mess. The wife's happy tho cause it looks like we'll have to redecorate the bedroom.
by assmasta February 15, 2015
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Oh my god have you seen the size of that spaff patch we have left on those sheets, little bit of chocolate eclair too
by christopher wistopher November 4, 2012
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