sportgasm 

the feeling of relief, happiness, excitement, and euphoria one feels when their team wins a game in the final moments of a game.

Final second field-goal game winners generally produce sportgasms.

Blocking the last penalty kick to win the match can generally produce a sportgasm.

After Vince Young's touchdown run to beat USC in the 2006 Rose Bowl National Championship game, I had a sportgasm.

sportgasm by Señor Verde December 9, 2009

Sportscasterbate 

The act masterbating during the game while watching sportscasters like Erin Andrews. Michelle Beisner, Sarah Carbenero, or Melanie Collins.

If I chub-up during the game I simply sportscasterbate to Erin Andrew's halftime interview.

Sportscasterbate by kissnrg November 12, 2011

Sportsasstare 

One who stares fixedly and intently, especially with the eyes wide open at an athletes ass.

There were many sportsasstares at the women's volleyball championship.

Sportsasstare by Frank Palace January 8, 2012

Shortgasm 

N. where a man ejaculates too fast, usually unsatisfying his partner, and ruining their sex life as they know it.

Girl: Aww man, he is so cute and has huge arms, but he still had a shortgasm.

Shortgasm by Prazzo July 20, 2009

sporgasm

to have an uncontrolable sudden orgasm that pretty much rocks, but is awkward for those around you

when that guy walked by i completely had a sporgasm

"What the hell was that?"
"my bad, sporgasm"

sporgasm by Kojo March 1, 2007

Sportgasm 

occurs when a sport commentator masturbates

Radio: "We're five minutes in, and the right hand is beginning to get tired now...they're gonna sub in the left hand any minute now. Wow!! What a flawless transition from the right to left hand! Now the left hand prepares for the finisher, and he slams down in one beautiful action, which is why he is a profesional. And WHITE FIRE!!!!!!!!!

Dan: I didn't know Dick Vital does a sportgasm show.

Sportgasm by No Pants Man August 29, 2012

Spotgasm 

The imense euphoria one feels when a spot/boil is squeezed until it blows its pus load all over your face/the slutty mirror.

Dude i just spotgasmd all over your mirror, that little whore.

That spot looks ripe let me give you a spotgasm.

If I squeeze that spot with my teeth I'll let you spotgasm in and around my mouth... I swallow!

Spotgasm by TomoClifford November 24, 2009