Spooker

A female that is creepy or is a creeper.

A girl who creepily stalks her friends on or a guy she is interested in on facebook or in person is a spooker.

by Notacreeper12 July 8, 2010

kuka spooker

Kuka spooker is a term used to describe a strange statement, usually combined with a chat up line, that ultimately ends in a female not wanting sexual contact for the foreseeable.

Man: Hey want to go halves.................on an unplanned child?

Woman:...........

Woman to her friend: Shit that guy was a real kuka spooker!

by Vicla January 22, 2014

Oklahomo Spooners

A fun term for people who hate the Oklahoma Sooners to call them.

Guy 1: Man, I love those Oklahoma Sooners!
Guy 2: Sorry, mate, but you must be mistaken. It's the Oklahomo Spooners I believe you're speaking of.

by silverballer95 August 25, 2009

spooners

josh and vinny (see spooning)

I think Josh and Vinny are a couple of spooners.

by concernedmom December 5, 2004

spooners

spooning is 1 of the better things in life it is so mad i love spooning spooners it rox the box ahh yeah and sex it is cool also but not wen u get them pregz that sux thats wen u wanna run from there dads

i love to spoon spooners

by zach February 20, 2005

spookery

Religious charms, totems, and/or bric-a-brac people may wear or keep around the house.

That gold crucifix she's wearing is some damn fine spookery.

by Magister Bibendi October 23, 2015

Spooker

A male who prefers men over women sexually due to sheer fear of communication.

Edward:will we chat up those chungwans over there?
Ryan:Yeah sure but what will we do with ben?
Edward:shit he's an absolute spooker ,he will just sit there awkwardly as fuck.
Ryan: Ditch Ben?
Edward: Yeah man.

by GNGLad69 December 10, 2016