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Lock in a sock

1) Simply, a lock inside of a sock. Mainly used as a weapon in the ghetto for beating babies. Can be made with a variety of socks, including tube socks, crew socks, athletic socks, stockings, panty-hose, and toe-socks.
1) Don't beat me with that lock in a sock! Beat the baby instead!
by Huff Daddio December 21, 2008
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Sock locker

A person who is smelly and disgusting like a locker full of gym socks.
Holy shit, that guy on the treadmill is a total sock locker.

I typed dick licker in my phone and auto correct changed it to sock locker.
by Oopsalberry October 2, 2014
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Spockblock

The act of interrupting a male friend's "game" by an egregious demonstration of nerd-specific knowledge.

(First heard on "The Bob and Tom Show, 2/1/07)
"I was about to get her digits when Poindexter here pulled the spockblock by announcing we had 5 minutes to get home for Babylon 5..."
by Jordan Owen February 4, 2007
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slocklock

Slocklock is never used
by Po365wer October 21, 2019
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slocklock

Slocklock isn’t used.
by Po365wer October 21, 2019
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Spacklock

The imaginary device a Spackman uses to devine time.

No real effort is ever made to ensure its accuracy, yet it's fabricated output is considered to be as reliable as actual Big Ben by the lesser spotted Spackman}

Similar to a Caribbean Clock.
Luke: Why has James gone home? It's five minutes to five!
Rupert: He's using his Spacklock again.

Luke: James, what time is it?
James: Morning.
by Wordsmith Ru February 5, 2009
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Spockblock

The act of punching holes in someone's argument or idea by way of pointing out how illogical it is.
I wanted to become an actor, but my father spockblocked me.
by Malion January 14, 2008
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