Splurt

To release bodily juices in an energetic manner.

I cut my toe and the blood just started to splurt.

by Spurtmastergeneral February 20, 2022

Splurt Dessert

To eat something and then immediately feel your guts gurgle and have to go splurt diarrhea.

“Straight after eating dairy I always need to rush off to splurt dessert.”

by The Yoghurter February 5, 2022

Splurt the gurt

When you are clapping someone’s cheeks and it starts to squelch you are gonna splurt the gurt

I splurted the gurt inside of Thomas Reid yesterday. Splurt the gurt

by Biggest boys October 1, 2018

Splurt the gurt

Another word for cumming

Bro I'm just gonna go home and splurt the gurt

by Asueq12 July 4, 2020

splurt baby

A baby born when sperm leaks from the anus to vagina post anal. Can be prevented by wearing an anal seepage tampon.

I wore an anal seepage tampon so I wouldn’t have to give birth to a splurt baby in 9 months.

by Submissiveslave661 November 25, 2022

Mexican Splurt

Having a dump when you can feel the rumble tumble in your stomach. Its a mix of pee and poop forming a solid that is different than diarreah.

Avandre:Damn son I had the biggest mexican splurt ever, it was scary.

Cam: I know I couldn't trust my farts, so I took it to the toilet, but it was just an air fart.

Avandre: Damn.

by mgrille1234 November 13, 2011

Marble-splurt

When it's an icy day, and you pull out and your cum feels like raw marbles exiting the ballsack.

Fuck it’s so cold, I just yanked out a marble-splurt.

by Diplodicus McPringle February 6, 2020