splunk

A cross between a slut and a punk.

Wearing "I'm Punk" shirts, studded pink belts, pink converse shoes and admiring Avril Lavigne generally qualifies one for this category.

You may see the splunk species at your next concert. Keep a watchful eye out for them, as they can be dangerous and/or lame.

by Vee Campbell August 28, 2005

Splunk

When someone gargles your ballsac. Similar to a tea bag.

Dude, that slut Emma just gave me a splunk.

by willyp123 August 7, 2012

splunk

a less gross word for sixty-nine

we went splunking last night. it was awesome

by awww yeah May 17, 2011

splunk

n. A double-sided quincy.

Damn, your mom sure likes it kinky; I gave her a splunk!

by Matt and Marla April 12, 2003

Splunk

When the babies head usually of female gender gets dunked "splunk" in a Portopotty during child birth, containing more than 90% fecal matter, depending on which literature which has
Originated from the Bible, Tyrone Jr 9:11

Shit cuz momma boutta buss you feel me make sure to splunk' lil tiff in pasture.

by Kpdrizzle June 1, 2023

Splunk

Splunk can be anything sexually NSFW. It just depends on how you use the word.

WOAH! You got a huge Splunk!
I'm gonna splunk!
Wanna Splunk?

by Splunking Splunker July 3, 2024

splunk

Something that is very cool. NOT to be confused with the tech company, under the same name.

Person One: "Dude did you see that football game? It was so splunk!
Person Two: "So splunk!"

by Darhsionsaic July 7, 2024