What happens when too much piss builds up in your bladder to the point that the part of your belly (basically where the bladder is) gets bloated.
"Ethan, I can't hold it any longer! I need to empty the tank!"
"I thought I told you to piss before we left the house."
"Well, I didn't have to, then! Also, that was an hour ago!"
"Is it an emergency?"
(pulls up his sweater)
"Does this answer your question? Just look at me! I'm SPLORANGED!"
"If you wet yourself in my car, I'll kill you!"
"I thought I told you to piss before we left the house."
"Well, I didn't have to, then! Also, that was an hour ago!"
"Is it an emergency?"
(pulls up his sweater)
"Does this answer your question? Just look at me! I'm SPLORANGED!"
"If you wet yourself in my car, I'll kill you!"
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yo, i straight up splornged on her face.
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*knock knock* Don't come in, your sister is getting a sploinging.
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An artistic movement that aims to create pieces that 'splode.
Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".
See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.
An artistic movement that aims to create pieces that 'splode.
Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".
See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.
Unlike most artistic movements, 'splodinism does not possess a gallery displaying prominent works in a major capital city. It does however have a paddock located in a very remote part of the state devoted to hosting the current "House of 'splodinism" and the shards and remnants of the previous 114 galleries.
by GoughMan July 26, 2009
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