Splooting

When an animal lies in plank fashion with its rear appendages lied flat behind it

That cat is splooting all over the ground.

by sleuthpanther June 22, 2016

Splatoon 3

A Really FUCKING good game,
With a poggers Story mode (Furry ooze :D)

Me: I FUCKING LOVE SPLATOON 3 AHFVRGDVFSBS
You: …Okay Then?

by Jackwastakenx2 September 26, 2022

splooon

The act of destroying your partners asshole.

Max: What are you doing tonight?
Tyler: I'm going to splooon my bitch!
Max: Nice!

by Mackie08m March 30, 2017

splooting

When a dog lays of their stomach with their hind legs behind them. While this may seem trivial it is the most effective way, known by man, to assert dominance.

Dog: *Splooting*

Owner: *screaming and crying in the corner of a room to avoid interfering with the dogs raw energy*

by Owl of Dust December 9, 2019

Splatooni

Splatooni: southerns (usually ones from Texas) refer to a sprite, which is a soda , a splatooni.

Hey billy! Hand me a cold splatooni!

by Thessourhern_dictionary December 14, 2022

splotion

Any lotion that may be used effectively for mind-blowing male maturbatory sessions.

If I had had some splotion, my night would have been much better after my girlfriend left me.

by Scottie R September 7, 2008

Splatooning

The act of covering your sex partner's entire floor with your cum.

I needed to mark my territory so I started splatooning all over her floor.

by Tsuchi July 11, 2015