splinched

to be separated.
a reference from Harry Potter, when someone is splinched, some part of their body is split apart because they did not apparate correctly.

:

"man, my smiley face got splinched"

by nungababy February 4, 2009

splonder

A word for money. Term coined by the 'Goons' Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers and Harry Secombe and used in scripts for the 'Goon Show'

As in..

Gold Splonders. can be used (humerously) for pounds or quid.

Prince John: The reward will be, ah um, a hundred gold splonders.

Sheriff: One hundred gold splonders! Hahaha!

ORCHESTRA: Dramatic link

(?)Grams(?): General Crowd Noises

Jim Spriggs: Ding-dong! Clang! Clang-ding-dong-dang-dang! Here ye! Ding-dang! Stolen - one bell! Hear ye...silence, good people of Nottingham! A proclamation from the sheriff - he sends you Christmas and Xmas greetings at the same time and he will give one gold splonder for the capture of Robin Hood, dead or alive, or both. Also, there will be an archery-type contest on ye green. A willow wand will be split in thrice and there will be a prize of ~~~ Christmas pudding ... (trails off)

Grytpype: Did ye hear that, Moriarty? Ye golden splonder for ye Robin Hood.

by JMan 2004 August 26, 2004

spoocher

a fat, well-rolled joint

my, my. now this is a joint worthy of the being called a spoocher. spark that shit.

by spoocher December 29, 2008

spleecher

A shrill, whistling fart, usually stinky and may be slightly wet.

Ed cut a spleecher that smelled like death warmed over.

by Cosmicstargoat February 4, 2004

splitcher

A pitcher (usually of beer) bought from a bar or restaurant where the cost is split between two or more customers.

"Hey Joe, wanna splitcher?"

"I don't feel like any liquor tonight, let's just get a splitcher".

by randomstringofcharacters1 February 15, 2010

Stoncher

Usually used after been at a good gig.

Also can be used to say that you are going to have a great night!

1.Kings of Leon played a stoncher tonight!
2.Its going to be a stoncher tonight lads.

by WhyNotMe? July 2, 2011

Shlonched

To be heavily under the influence of Alcohol and or Substance. Coming to the point of being unconscious.

Holy shit!! Your fucking Schlonched.

Skillo was Shlonched last night he killed that Crown bottle.

by Yockie July 28, 2019