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splinter trip

When you're planning a trip with friends, narrow down your itinerary and agree upon it, and then upon arrival at your destination one friend announces they have scheduled an additional leg. This was done covertly and is to the destination you had previously and jointly decided against.

Once arrived at said additional destination, your friend Facebook posts countless photos intended to solicit envy.
"Hey John, you're not going to believe this... Jeff scheduled a splinter trip to Mendoza, when we agreed to keep the trip just to Buenos Aires!"
by wssshht March 23, 2012
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The Yoinky Sploinky

The hardest dance move of all time. It instantly attracts and arouses all females (and males) within the nearest 7 kilometres. Unfortunately this is one weakness of hitting the hardest dance move of all time, as it will turn most, if not all, surrounding males gay, something likely undesirable for a straight male.
The Yoinky Sploinky example:
Person 1: bro watch me hit this devious Yoinky Sploinky
*proceeds to hit the hardest Yoinky Sploinky known to mankind*
Person 2: bro that shit hit different 🥵 that says so much about society ☹️ btw lemme kiss you on the mouth and suck your dick real quick 😳 (no homo obviously)
by Samueliscool223 October 16, 2021
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Sploist

To make a squishy wetness in the pants, often by women as a result of sexual stimulation. A portmanteau of sploosh and moist.
"Oh My GOD Laurie, Chet Faker is soooo hot. He totally makes me sploist"
by MajorBubbles November 4, 2014
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splintercat

A vagina so dry and painful it's like having sex with rough cut lumber.
Courtney's splintercat gave me a rash.
by dark_army December 17, 2016
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The Yoinky Sploinky

dancing by putting your knees together at extreme speeds. the yoinky sploinky is a great way to get robbers to leave your home
"He did the yoinky sploinky and the crowd lost their minds!"
by TheRubyObelisk December 1, 2020
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turd splinter

noun: the poop that collects under the finger nail, when the finger perforates the toilet paper during the act of wiping

adj: a descriptive word used to describe someone who's idiocy takes you by surprise and disgusts you
Ralph was disgusted by the ginormous turd splinter he got this morning.

Tiffany is such a turd splinter! She threw up in my car last night when I took her home from the party.
by Bathsheba11 January 12, 2009
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spleekin splogin

Person 1: hey do you want a spleekin splogin?
Person 2: yes
by Teagoin December 28, 2020
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