split

1. Female genitalia.
2. A female.
3. A uniform break in something, often fabric.

1. Show us your split, bitch!
2. Come here you stupid split!
3. There was a split in my pants

by virginconversionunit April 1, 2004

split

1. to escape/run away in a hurry
2. to make one naked
3. a sundae

1. "Oh shit nigga! The po-po's in this piece dawg I'm splitin'!"
2. "I'll get ya home and I'll split ya..."
3. "Banana splits are sexy"

by bawse major December 16, 2008

split

To be both drunk and high, usually from cocaine.

Man, I've been drinking bud light and doing blow all night, I'm so split.

by Suge Knight October 6, 2004

The Splits

When one's urine stream is divided/diverted in > 1 direction.
The challenge is to recognize it quickly & get the majority if not all of the urine in the toilet bowl. Piss shivers have the same effect.

Whoa, in the middle of the night I had a wicked case of the splits & peed all over the floor, wall & toilet.

by TMoneyID April 5, 2010

Split

In the context of a system, alter, or plurality as a whole (Disordered or not):
To split off of another alter

"I split not too long ago."
"Unfortunately, we split again the other day. That was... unpleasant."
"A split occurred again, she said."

by Dissociative mess June 2, 2021

split

a woman/lady/girl/female/bird

that's split's got nice tits

by Andrew Warwick February 11, 2004

Split

Extremely drunk. Not just "wet," but peeing-on-yourself- you'll-never-remember-this-night, wasted.

We took my brother clubbin' on his 21st Birthday and man, that boy was so split it was pitiful.

by AdMom January 14, 2010