slorking

Pretending or appearing to work, but actually slacking and doing whatever one feels like doing.

Having a particularly horrible hangover from drinking the night before, Peter decided that slorking was the only way to survive the work day.

by Kuuler September 26, 2004

Splitting

Splitting (also called black-and-white thinking or all-or-nothing thinking) is the failure in a person's thinking to bring together a person's both positive and negative qualities.

Splitting is a symptom of mental illness (such as BPD)

I mostly talk good about her unless I'm splitting on her

by sppoooppy August 8, 2016

Sphlicking

The act of trying to flick a semi moist booger that refuses to become airborne. Once it has been picked by an index finger it will stick on the thumb as it is trying to be flicked, then when it is flicked by the thumb it then sticks to index finger. This process can can go back and forth for a long period of time until it is wiped off, dried out, or simply eaten.

If you think that it was disgusting watching that chick pick her nose, you would have freaked watching her panic as she was sphlicking it back and forth while on stage.

by Bagabagis May 24, 2012

shirking from home

To work from home with little or no intention of doing anything productive. Usually performed on Fridays.

Mike: Hey Steve - is Amy in today?
Steve: No - she's shirking from home.
Mike: What a lazy batch.

by Babster April 27, 2008

Splitting Logs

The process by which one sharts themself while wearing a thong, thus "splitting" the feces in half.

The girl had to leave the party early due to "splitting logs" in her pants.

by shart master flex January 2, 2010

splitting hairs

To argue about an inconsequential and trivial aspect of an issue

When you are accused of being forty-five minutes late for an appointment, you are splitting hairs to say that you were really only forty minutes late

by Rafael Nunes February 5, 2006

Sparking

The act of two males rubbing penises together to simulate two sticks attempting to start a fire.

I have a serious blister from sparking with Arnold last night.

by Shaft12345 July 5, 2018