SpringUs

A strangers dead skin and pubic hair found on a public toilet seat.

There was so much SpringUs on the seat! I was horrified.

by Jrider August 21, 2019

Splinkus

An catch all insult on the same level of offence as cunt.

Oh my god shut up you are such a splinkus!

by Babble fish November 7, 2022

spingus

a nickname for a very spindly and/or tall dog in place of its name, e.g. greyhound, whippet, lurcher..

- Can you get the dog in John?
- Sure. Spingus! Come here Spingus!

by mrs-pinkel May 15, 2023

Shlingus

someone who owns an elephant with a long shlong

Declan: hey Andrew what do you have there
Andrew: an elephant with a shlong
Declan: you dirty Shlingus

by Ronniemcnutt May 29, 2023

spoingus

term used to describe when you and your buddy are both on the same wavelength in terms of sillyness and you begin finagling, which may be followed by a spoingus.

Damn, those guys just got a spoingus!

by Xeraasky November 4, 2023

Spoingus

A person who is utterly retarded and sometimes silly

You see tha dude deh? He issa fuckin spoingus

by Kyylx1 January 10, 2024

shplingus

A joke a spickle makes that is surprisingly unfunny for their normally hilarious personality.

“What a shplingus!”

by pepethewonder February 19, 2025