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splendid

"I got so splendid last night"

"he was splendid like I've never seen anyone splendid before"

"hey, want to get absolutely splendid tonight?"

"splendyyyyyy"

"fuck my pet ferret splendid all over my hat"

"that was mother fucking splendid ass chocolate for math class riding a horse shaped like a chair"
"the popcorn was splendid, and so were we"
by splendy advocate October 6, 2019
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splendid

a yuppie, beautiful person who think they are the shit.. with their precious face, designer jeans, clean cut image and their "dont touch me attitude"
she was SUCH a splendid.. totally thought she was way too good for that joint last night..
by sypherspy January 6, 2005
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Splendid

Splendid is "cute" it means cute thats what it means it does it means cute
Woah look it's the natata she is so splendid
by K August 19, 2021
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Splendid Persuit

A Chase that is so enjoyible that it provokes a for or Euphoria relesed by Spazams of joy and Purple colored Rainbows to apper at random locations
the retard was involved in another Splendid persuit
by SwissCheeseMan September 20, 2004
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splendiddly

Sarcastic term for an action's having done an awesome job of accomplishing absolutely nothing.
Tronald Dump's "big beautiful bill" and other "Make America Great Again" initiatives have generally performed splendiddly.
by QuacksO August 14, 2025
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splendid blended

something that is pleasant, delightful, or tasty.
"This pizza is splendid blended."

"For sure-o."
by Sir Pizza August 10, 2008
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Splendid Splenda

This is an arts-n-crafts project with scissors so don't let the kiddies try this one. Everybody has or has had "the girl next door" at some point. Take an empty resealable bag of Splenda, cut a hole in it for your shaft, ring the girl's door bell and when she answers, say, "Hey, can I borrow some Splenda? I'm all out." Once the last letter of "out" leaves your mouth, open the bag and reveal the prize inside. Your day should now get exponentially better. :)
He had been talking to this chick his whole life because he lives next door to her. So, he finally grew a pair and gave her (or pulled a) Splendid Splenda.
by Dr. House Call August 4, 2010
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