spladow

"Spladow" is the onomatopoetic exclamation that a gentleman shouts while delivering a handfull of of ejaculate to the face of a partner via throwing in a sidearm motion.


Brought into popular use by Godfrey, a comic, on a VH1 Episode of "I love the 90's"

"That chickenhead was giving me head then I pulled out, and spladow!"

by Mister Spladow July 23, 2004

Splatoon 3

A Really FUCKING good game,
With a poggers Story mode (Furry ooze :D)

Me: I FUCKING LOVE SPLATOON 3 AHFVRGDVFSBS
You: …Okay Then?

by Jackwastakenx2 September 26, 2022

splaow

-to blam somebody

Yo I splaowed that mug in his jaw ike.

by spoleze February 15, 2003

Splatooni

Splatooni: southerns (usually ones from Texas) refer to a sprite, which is a soda , a splatooni.

Hey billy! Hand me a cold splatooni!

by Thessourhern_dictionary December 14, 2022

Splatooning

The act of covering your sex partner's entire floor with your cum.

I needed to mark my territory so I started splatooning all over her floor.

by Tsuchi July 11, 2015

Splatoon 3

A pretty awesome game made by Nintendo, but sadly 60% of the players are gay furries for some reason ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“Bro look at this kid over here playing Splatoon 3”

“Stfu“

by usmellsobad December 7, 2022

shplatow

When you do somthing sweet, you say it to emphasize how sweet the thing you just did was

I got a pair, Yeah well i got four aces SHPLATOW!*throw the hand down*

by sonson May 15, 2007