Kentucky Splasher

The Kentucky Splasher a.k.a. the "Baton Rouge Bidet" is a personal hygiene technique wherein an individual finishes a bowel movement and promptly reaches their hand through their legs into the toilet bowl and with a cupped hand, splashes water onto their asshole to spruce it up with a clean finish.

Austin had wings for dinner and promptly rushed to the restroom. Unbeknownst to him he was out of toilet paper. Luckily, he was able to perform the old Kentucky Splasher and felt as good as new.

by PopeZig February 19, 2021

Booty Splasher

when you poop in the toilet and the impact of the poop hitting the water forces water to wet your botox

"Man that was a big one my ass is soaked"

by Alex P December 7, 2004

Cosby Kids Splasher

Little pieces of shit that look kinda like deer poop. The turds sometimes have a mind of their own and splash the toilet water up, causing a drippy poo-hole.

-Resembling Cosby Kids causin' a rukus at the swimming pool.

Denny: Ahh dammit, the Cosby Kids Splasher got me again! Sad thing is, I only brought one towel :/

Jim: That sucks dude..

by Hot Carl4229 April 4, 2009

Nut splasher

A doubly bad situation, usually something that adds insult to injury. Based on a piece of shit that splashes poo-water on your balls.

Akin to buck fonged or disfortunate.

John wrecked his car into a Lexus, but the real nut splasher is that he has to pay out of pocket 'cause he has no insurance.

by Atomism March 28, 2009

ass splasher

correct term for bidet

Cletus had an unusually difficult poop so he spent a few minutes with his ass splasher and felt a LOT better.

by Uncle Joosie July 21, 2019

back splasher

An action caused by the effect of gravity taking hold on an enormous turd falling towards the bowl water of a toilet, which allows great forces of water to splash upward on the bum.

"Does this toilet has a bidet function or was that a huge back splasher!"

by William P. January 6, 2008

Mobile Shit Splasher

When a girl who is on her period and refuses to where a tampon or change her underwear. After a day of bleeding, you take the blood soaked panties and and wrap them around a raw porkchop laced with laxative. You then chain the porkchop to a dildo which you stick in the girl's ass. After insertion of the dildo, you throw the panty wrapped porkchop to a dog in the next room. The dogs proceeds to eat the porkchop, thus tugging the chain, increasing sexual pleasure. 30 minutes into sex, crawl to the next room maintaining insertion. You then grab a handful of the dog's diarrhettic feces and splash it in the woman's face, while holding her nose shut, making her inhale the shit.

Joe gave his wife a Mobile Shit Splasher for their golden anniversary.

by Chunkpolickin January 28, 2008