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Nut splasher

A doubly bad situation, usually something that adds insult to injury. Based on a piece of shit that splashes poo-water on your balls.

Akin to buck fonged or disfortunate.
John wrecked his car into a Lexus, but the real nut splasher is that he has to pay out of pocket 'cause he has no insurance.
by Atomism March 28, 2009
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ass splasher

Cletus had an unusually difficult poop so he spent a few minutes with his ass splasher and felt a LOT better.
by Uncle Joosie July 21, 2019
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back splasher

An action caused by the effect of gravity taking hold on an enormous turd falling towards the bowl water of a toilet, which allows great forces of water to splash upward on the bum.
"Does this toilet has a bidet function or was that a huge back splasher!"
by William P. January 6, 2008
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Panty Splasher

He was quite the panty splasher back on the day
by Clayton Bertram December 24, 2020
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booty splasher

background: comes from china

definition: when you poop in the toilet and the impact of the poop hitting the water forces water to wet your botox-good job alex
alex p: oh god, that one was a booty splasher
john b: did it smell good?
by Jorge Alvarez aka Pimpjuice December 14, 2004
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rectum splasher

the act of crappin water out ur asshole after eatin 20 lbs of asparagus and a steady diet of ms wenz fat hairy jew beaver
wow alex macgregor is a rectum splasher , he ate out ms wenz 5 times today and look at the puddle in his pants
by ass wetter August 10, 2003
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Puddle Splasher

A person whom smokes crystal methamphetamine using a glass pipe.
When a person smokes meth from a glass pipe with a ball at the end, they place the meth in the ball end of the pipe, they then proceed to light it enough until its hot enough all whilst rotating the pipe to be able to take a puff.
"Let's go smoke a bowl with our other fellow puddle splashers"
by Caroleena cupcake August 9, 2017
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