A doubly bad situation, usually something that adds insult to injury. Based on a piece of shit that splashes poo-water on your balls.
Akin to buck fonged or disfortunate.
Akin to buck fonged or disfortunate.
John wrecked his car into a Lexus, but the real nut splasher is that he has to pay out of pocket 'cause he has no insurance.
by Atomism March 28, 2009

Cletus had an unusually difficult poop so he spent a few minutes with his ass splasher and felt a LOT better.
by Uncle Joosie July 21, 2019

An action caused by the effect of gravity taking hold on an enormous turd falling towards the bowl water of a toilet, which allows great forces of water to splash upward on the bum.
by William P. January 6, 2008

by Clayton Bertram December 24, 2020

background: comes from china
definition: when you poop in the toilet and the impact of the poop hitting the water forces water to wet your botox-good job alex
definition: when you poop in the toilet and the impact of the poop hitting the water forces water to wet your botox-good job alex
by Jorge Alvarez aka Pimpjuice December 14, 2004

the act of crappin water out ur asshole after eatin 20 lbs of asparagus and a steady diet of ms wenz fat hairy jew beaver
wow alex macgregor is a rectum splasher , he ate out ms wenz 5 times today and look at the puddle in his pants
by ass wetter August 10, 2003

A person whom smokes crystal methamphetamine using a glass pipe.
When a person smokes meth from a glass pipe with a ball at the end, they place the meth in the ball end of the pipe, they then proceed to light it enough until its hot enough all whilst rotating the pipe to be able to take a puff.
When a person smokes meth from a glass pipe with a ball at the end, they place the meth in the ball end of the pipe, they then proceed to light it enough until its hot enough all whilst rotating the pipe to be able to take a puff.
by Caroleena cupcake August 9, 2017
