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A brand of cream first released in 2008 to cure a disease called Sandy Vagitis, more commonly known as sandpaper vagina. Over the years, the CDC further developed their product in many different colors & flavors, as well as adapt its use for nature’s condom and OstrichCamels alike. The product’s advertising phrase soon became “Spladoosh: for those sandpapery days!”
The CDC was pressured to create Spladoosh in response to threats of women weaponizing their sandpaper vaginas. In today’s day and age, male college students routinely flock to their local Walmart for bottles of Spladoosh once a month to fend off rampant dust storms developing in female dorm rooms.
The CDC was pressured to create Spladoosh in response to threats of women weaponizing their sandpaper vaginas. In today’s day and age, male college students routinely flock to their local Walmart for bottles of Spladoosh once a month to fend off rampant dust storms developing in female dorm rooms.
Tanya: “I haven’t been able to Fedelisk in days.”
Ron: “All I hear is ‘blah blah blah my problems.’ Take some Spladoosh or something.”
Susan: “My problems hurt.”
Dr. Jackson: “I recommend Spladoosh.”
Susan: “But-”
Dr. Jackson: “I RECOMMEND SPLADOOSH.”
Ron: “All I hear is ‘blah blah blah my problems.’ Take some Spladoosh or something.”
Susan: “My problems hurt.”
Dr. Jackson: “I recommend Spladoosh.”
Susan: “But-”
Dr. Jackson: “I RECOMMEND SPLADOOSH.”
by tothewillymobile October 18, 2011
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Get the Splatoon 3 mug.1. The act of doing so much meth that you get spagoogled and do off the wall shit.
2. getting fuckedup beyond belief on meth.
3. super high,Tweaked
2. getting fuckedup beyond belief on meth.
3. super high,Tweaked
Justin got so spagoogled that he jabbed a needle in his arm drew out blood and sprayed it on the bed post. That fucking twiggler.
by mattdogg goathead November 1, 2006
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Get the Spagootch mug.The sound of your splashback, or turd reaching splashdown as it echoes round the bathroom or toilet, as you drop kids at the pool.
I'm gonna go listen to a bit of spladooshcore. Don't wait up.
Jeesus Graham, I heard that spladooshcore from the lounge man. You mind turning that down next time?
Jeesus Graham, I heard that spladooshcore from the lounge man. You mind turning that down next time?
by Grafyte December 20, 2008
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