shitnik

A star defencemen for the Buffalo Sabres. Also known as Alexei Zhitnik.

Shitnik goes to get the puck, shitnik trips, the puck goes in his own net!

by Little black boy August 22, 2003

sputnik

COVID-19 vaccine developed in Russia. Precisely, it's Sputnik V.

- Hey, which one did you get?
- I got the sputnik, Pfizer would have been better though.

by GuyFromHungary April 16, 2021

Sputnik Monroe

1) Another name for beastiality porn.
2) A nickname for a person who like beastiality porn.
3) An awesome band.

1) I can't believe your into Sputnik Monroe!
2) Hey look Sputnik Monroe is finally here!
3) Did you see Sputnik Monroe perform last night? They were awesome!

by McCue July 28, 2008

sputnik

russian street wear brand, called sputnik 1985

wow its, спутник 1985 (sputnik 1985) on you

by mbsoft November 17, 2020

sputnik

A derogatory name for hash, esp in Manchester. Mainly used when distinguishing Hashish from bud. Also shortened to sput.

Originated because like the Russian satellite of the same name, this is considered by many to be old technology

What are you smoking? Is that sputnik?

by boxheadman September 22, 2007

Sputnik Moment

An abstract conversational reference that a person makes to an event that happened before their time to a current event - trying to draw a comparison that leaves the listener in question as to what was being compared.

Pop: I am so tired of paying these taxes, we need to throw the tea into the harbor and show them we're serious.

Jimmy: Why is Pop talking about tea?

Mary: Don't worry- he's having a Sputnik Moment.

by Habbie January 26, 2011

Sputnik libel

A reasonable, but flawed figure of speech that will be mercilessly attacked by many people because they dislike the person using it.

Everything you see discussed in politics today? OMG DID YUO HEERD SPUTNIK LIBEL TAHT SAREH PALEN/BARAQUE AWBUMA SED IS SO AFFENSIVE.

by TheRealPhred February 18, 2011