Elliot Spitzer

1) The money shot of self-ruination.
2) A mixture of stroked Guvner's juice and chilled soda.

1) Jeffrey brought his coworker Ashley home during their lunch hour, but finished with an Elliot Spitzer and a nap. His wife Sally came home and gave him only enough time to grab his shaving kit and box of porn.

2) Seacrest tallied up the votes, and declared Elliot Spitzer delicious!

by wisk March 13, 2008

Spritzowicz

The joining of two people a Spritz and a Michalowicz in marriage to make a Spritzowicz.
Selena will you marry me and make me the happiest man in the world and we will always be the Spritzowicz

Spritzowicz

by ztirpsri January 11, 2009

ultimate spritzer

The act of shoving mentos in a coca cola bottle then sticking it into a girls butt hole. This will make an explosion of soda, causing an in-describable orgasm.

You gave me the best ultimate spritzer last nite.

by Cum master J May 28, 2009

cleveland spritzer

When your girl is in the doggy style position while you are munching her box and she rips a fart that wafts directly up your nose.

Damn Cassie, you really caught me off guard last night when you gave me that Cleveland spritzer... I still smell last nights flavor, garlic and ass!

by Chef BooYahD December 3, 2016

spitzerized

when a well known political figure gets caught with his pants down.

the Dems will win the election if McCain gets spitzerized.

by snappy2 March 15, 2008

shit spritz

When a small amount of diarrhea unexpectedly sprays out from being startled.

Damn, dude! You just made my schnauzer shit spritz all over the wall!

by DJ-TJ March 27, 2010

Emerson Spartz

The brilliant, witty and illustrious creator of Mugglenet.com who puts up with many irate anti-HP hate mail, throngs of crazed teenage females, all while trying to mantain a respectable website for Harry Potter fans. Is also very good-looking. Also met J.K. Rowling and is the object of much envy among the fans. May be considered a God by some. Is a master at singing the Notre Dame fight song. Opresses delusional shippers.

During an interview with Rowling herself, Emerson Spartz commented rather hysterically that Harry/Hermione shippers were "delusional" several times, to which Rowling chuckled...

by Mace Windows September 12, 2008