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Legendarily-powerful muscle enhancer capable of transforming anyone who consumes it into an indestructible human tank capable of saving innocent lives from angry, often-bearded thugs. Also a bland, slimy green vegetable.
"Did you see that punch-up in the bar last night?"
"Yeah, the barmen had to get ahold of some spinach to break it up. Works every time."
Spinach by Thatdarnmeowth January 26, 2024
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A leafy green which is nutritionally dense, being a particularly good source for Vitamin K, iron and folate.

Spinach Party 

A jolly old good time that can be had when you get a great deal on spinach at your local green grocer.
Spinach is on sale for $1.00. Buy ten and have a Spinach Party.
Spinach Party by marahaahaa March 19, 2012

SPinach leaflet 

When you find an Old leaflet in your pocket, It has absoulotely no use and may as well be made out of spinach.
Guy - Hey look at this I found this Leaflet on the Octobus.
Guy #2 - Aww Jeez la Weez quit picking up theese Spinach leaflets.
SPinach leaflet by The Koaladude September 25, 2005

spinach chin

Reference to a 1949 Three Stooges short called "Malice in the Palace", in which Moe calls a man with a beard a spinach chin.
Thus, calling someone a spinach chin is accusing them of having a beard, and perhaps a scruffy one at that.
Hey spinach chin, why don't you try on those asphalt shoes, look like they fit ya pretty freakin good!
spinach chin by rtil April 19, 2005

spinach casserole 

A bundle of marijuana much larger than a joint used to make multiple people high, they're much more convenient because they can be made faster
Dude me and my girlfriend had a spinach casserole last night!
spinach casserole by Joe725 June 24, 2006

Spinach Programming 

Something thats good for you, but not necessarily entertaining/enjoyable for others.
Seth MacFarlane used Spinach Programming when he temporarily killed Brian, everybody freaked out, but the ratings for the show went up.