spiderwanking

When you spend far too much time detailing a technical drawing. When a drawing can be produced with significant detail to carry out the manufacture but instead 3 days is spent highly detailing the drawing. By J.A.K. Baljaffray, Glasgow

You have been spiderwanking meaning you have spent far to much time and effort on a job over complicating it eg when drawing a section of steelwork you spend time embossing the steel with letters and numbers in a model

by Triboner September 12, 2014

spidercock

A veiny penis or a veiny, hairy penis. Or one who hunts bar flies.

He was so old he got it up and had a spidercock.
Does it ever get old to go out and be a spidercock every night. Someday you'll settle down and not be such a spidercock.

by Stacker Gilder January 24, 2021

Spiderwoman

Female with a single extraordinary power. Having never visited her minge with a razor, she has a magnificent array of spiders legs protruding from her knickers thus being able to render any man into a state of shocked horror at a hundred yards.

Beach Dude 1 (dazed): "Whoaaa ... did you see that chick's bikini-line?"
Beach Dude 2: "Yeah ... like it must've been Spiderwoman."

by Wizards Sleeve June 25, 2005

spidermonkey

Simply elite.

Spidermonkey > you

by A fan. March 24, 2004

Spidermonkey

To howl like a monkey while shooting sperm onto your partner's limbs as if tying them to the bed with a webbing only to have intercourse with them afterwards.

I can't wait to Spidermonkey, I get to put the prime in primate!

by RedneckGamer January 27, 2015

spidermonkey

pubic lice that are extra large., an STI (sexualy transmited insect)

stay away from that hole, she got spidermonkey crawling around.

by ink_addict_rob June 6, 2010

SpiderMonkey

AKA Daniel Stumpf

someone that has no knowledge of being called this but is so by others because of the funny faces while working out

Spidermonkey? ohh, you mean Daniel Stumpf from the Detroit Tigers.

Joe had another spidermonkey workout.

by Power Words June 29, 2018