spackle pops

Defecating in a state of diarrhea creating spherical, random-sized pieces of excrement.

1. Keith had an embarrising case of the spackle pops.
2. "You'd better cook that chicken a little longer or you'll be having spackle pops after supper."
3. "Matt!", his mother exclaimed. "We don't eat the spackle pops!"
4. After waiting ten minutes for the bathroom to become available, Brandon thought to himself. "Man. Must be a bad case of the spackle pops."

by Brando November 17, 2004

Spackle Cheese

Another word to describe that nutritious food product known as processed cheese food. For example, velveta, easy cheese, nacho cheese, etc.

Run out of spackle to fill those nasty nail holes in your wall? Grab your putty knife and a can of easy cheese, and viola, hole filled and hard within an hour.

"Do we have any cheddar left." "No, but there's some spackle cheese in the cupboard."

by asswip'e October 19, 2007

Birthday Spackle

Covers all the holes you missed. Often related to a HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY CARD!!!

Me: OMG Its a happy Belated birthday card!
you: Yes it is!
Me It's like Birthday Spackle!!
You: Yea it covers all the holes you missed!!!!

by TheCullenAddictionAdmin April 22, 2010

spackle slap

1. Sex related; after engaging in sexual acts with a woman or a man, the man "busts a nut" into his hand and proceeds to wind up and smack the face of his partner. Quite the degrading act, but hysterical to think about / do and later recount to your friends.

1. I wasn't ever going to see her again and I figured this would be my one and only chance, so I spackle slapped that biddie

by BdazzL January 6, 2007

Spackle Ass

Spackle Ass is the result of many hot, wet farts released over a long period of time without wiping. The person with Spackle Ass may feel as if hot spackle (or glue) has been poured in between the ass cheeks, and is usually very uncomfortable. Spackle Ass also happens while running and farting at the same time, or while holding in a shit for a long period of time. The best remedy for Spackle Ass is a hot shower. If not a shower, then a hot, coarse rag usually helps get rid of the Spackle Ass.

I really need a shower, Peggy. I got a bad case of Spackle Ass while driving up here, and it's starting to burn.

by SweetBill December 28, 2005

whack spackle

when u masturbate and u shoot a load the little drops of cream that get on ur pubic hair or on ur skin.

jr.: o shit now i have to clean of thsi whack spackle!!
eric: u are gay
dray: o yea well u are... whack spackle!!!

by samuel adams February 3, 2005

Crackle and titty spackle

When you're watching a movie on crackle and and you fuck her titties and spackle all over her tits after.

The act of watching crackle and spackling on her tits.
If you do this you will be a true crackle and titty spackle master.

by BeatingUpMidgets June 27, 2016