Why was Clarissa crying today in the bathroom?
She saw the new episode of Riverdale where Bugghead ends. She's such a sprousexual.
She saw the new episode of Riverdale where Bugghead ends. She's such a sprousexual.
by Rubikscube? November 25, 2017
Get the Sprousexual mug."Sprousehart" is the ship name for one of the cutest couples ever. If you don't know already, i'm talking about Cole Sprouse and Lili Reinhart. Lili plays "Betty" on Riverdale and is co-stars with Cole, who plays "Jughead". On the show, they are the cutest couple ever and had great chemistry since the very beginning. The two have started dating with numerous rumours about their breakup, but I have done my digging and there is a very high chance they did not break up. When you look at Cole and Lili, you can truly see how much they love each other. Whenever you see a video of them together, your heart will melt. Cole and Lili have melted many hearts with the power of their cuteness.
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Person who is heterosexual and married a gay, trans or bisexual person without knowledge of the LGBTQ status prior to the marriage.
by Str8 spouse April 23, 2020
Get the straight spouse mug.I have a special ringtone in my cell phone that's only assigned to my ex-wife's phone numbers. So, when my cell phone makes that "oink-oink-oink" sound, I say "Oh, it must be my erstwhile spouse who's calling."
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by Chimpeachment April 16, 2009
Get the erstwhile spouse mug.It is basically when you aren't allowed to go anywhere because of a controlling wife or husband. Spouse Arrest can hit at random times or, even worse, be quite frequent.
by Nick Alexander July 27, 2008
Get the Spouse Arrest mug.When a friend cancels plans or stands you up and then later blames it on his/her significant other. Note, however, that in actuality, it might just be your friend being a prick and looking for someone to take the blame. Formerly "wifed", but extended for today's sexist society.
"Bob never showed up at the bar last night. He called today and said his girlfriend had a headache so he had to stay home."
"That doesn't make any sense. Anyway, he told me he didn't want to go. You got spoused, man."
"That doesn't make any sense. Anyway, he told me he didn't want to go. You got spoused, man."
by Taco D. Loco January 16, 2010
Get the spoused mug.Cole Sprouse is the love of my life!!! He’s soooo freaking cute/hot and if you disagree you don’t know what cute or hot is. He’s so funny and really smart, he uses big words- he’s probably smarter than my teachers lol I love you guys!!! I love his hair- blonde or black, it’s still cuteeee!!!! I love his eyes! Cole Sprouse has a perfect nose and perfect lips, with colored eyes, wavy hair (I think), AND be was born a blonde!!! How much more perfect can this man gettt!!!!! Like haters gonna hate! He’s also really sweet and amazing to his fans! I would love to meet him one day :(((( well we met in my dreams because we got married and had a million children!!!! Rachel, Grant Gustin’s Wife is like their baby sitter!!! Love herrrrr!!! I love blue daddy too!!! Also, Cole Sprouse makes me smile so muchhhhh ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ He’s amazingggg!!! COLE IS THE DEFINITION OF HOT!! HE IS THE BEST! HE DESERVES THE WORLD- I LOVE HIM!!!! 🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️ ALSO HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY COLEEEE
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