spheroidivitus

Spheroidivitus covers a range of facial injuries including a split lip or broken nose caused directly or indirectly while playing basketball.

Symptoms include hideous swelling, purple mottled discoloration, nasty headaches and a new found respect for how hard a person's head or elbow can be when it connects with your lip, nose, cheek or other favorite facial feature.

Treatments include RICE -- rest, ice, compression and elevation -- along with anti-inflammatories such as Ibuprofen or Naproxen. There is anecdotal evidence alcohol helps thin the blood and reduce swelling, but this is considered apocryphal and may be related to another temporary disease known as "beer goggles".

Mike took a forehead to his lip and would up with a severe case of spheroidivitus.

by SirMx June 20, 2011

sheridale

A very strong woman. Very independent and is a loving mother. Sheridale is a very smart and can give good advice. Sheridale's are usually quite short.

I wish I was as smart as sheridale

by Awesome123456679-0 August 14, 2017

sphericalkat

An type of cat that is usually pretty fat.

Person 1: "Wow that's one Sphericalkat you have there!"
Person 2: "I know right?"

by Warrons November 19, 2018

spherical dumbass

Because no matter which way you look at it, the person is a dumbass

He wears fake non-prescription glasses in order to look smart, but in reality he's a spherical dumbass

by Historical Definitions September 18, 2019

spherical landing

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Spherical is on approach 31L KJFK
He floats
Spherical: ITS GONNA BE A FUCKING SPHERICAL LANDING

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Spermoidal

A funny way to say sperm

Thanks for your spermoidal contribution to my life

by XL3GNDx June 13, 2024

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Those "Spheroids" are morons.

by Keitel,Jodl,Krebs,Burgdorf October 1, 2025