Schecter

A company that makes some of the best guitars in the world, but nobody has ever heard of it.

Guitarist 1: I just got a new guitar!
Guitarist 2: Awesome! What kind is it?
Guitarist 1: A Schecter.
Guitarist 2: A what?
Guitarist 1: A Schecter!
Guitarist 2: Don't you mean a Fender?

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

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spectacular burnout

Job related. An irrational impulse action that results in immediate dismissal from employment.

John S.,a 35 year old high school teacher and girls track coach decided he would motivate the girls by mooningthem, slapping his butt and saying "You want a piece of this?" John S. left the school that day never to return. He suffered spectacular burnout

by buzzbomb July 28, 2008

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Specterrible

impressively bad

The movie GI Joe was specterrible

by Bernard Bangwanger April 16, 2010

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Pulling a Specter

To be loyal to one organization or company for a long time, only to abruptly switch to the opposing organization or company.

Named for PA Senator Arlen Specter who switched from Republican to Democrat after 20 years as a Republican.

Bob: Did you hear about George?

Phil: No, what happened?

Bob: George was caught pulling a specter. He just traded his Impala for a Ford Taurus.

by tyleraw July 18, 2009

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The Great Spectator

The master of the Undermap and it's third level. He was once Derf's best friend but then stole the secret to winning The Game, therefore giving him great power but making him an obvious jackass so Derf kicked him out of the Emerald Arcade. The Great Spectator then created his own realm to rule where all people go if they are killed in a game after doing something such as ninja looting or screen looking and they have to pass through the 3 Red Rings of the Undermap and endure it's trials then get kicked out with another chance, but, if you are a supreme jackass in life, after you die ,depending on how bad of a jackass you were, you get sent to one of the Red Rings. You could even get sent to the secret 4th Ring (where you'll get pwned by the Great Spectator) if you're bad enough. Through this he now serves a purpose and, his jackass status revoked, him and Derf now hang out again and is actually a pretty cool inter-dimensional being.

Player 1: 0h! pwn3d n00b!
Player 2: but dude you screen looked!
Player 1: and n00b n00bi3 n00b3r5on?
Player 2: (Shoots Player 1 in the face)
(the Great Spectator floats up from the Undermap)
The Great Spectator: come with me jackass!
Player 1: NOOOOOO!!!!! (noclips into the Undermap)
Player 2: woohoo!! thank you Great Spectator!

by Derf's Prophet September 28, 2009

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