spermified

another term for mansplaining except it involves an insult said by a man

John : hahah you're so ugly for a girl, get it because you're a girl
Kyle: damn that chick just got spermified

by kaliana.forte October 27, 2021

the mind sprinted

An expression to use after a hard dawning you've had.

Often takes this formula:
"phrase dawned on me so hard,the mind sprinted."

"The fact that WWE is scripted dawned on me so hard,the mind sprinted."
"The way she balanced on those thin blocks dawned on me so hard,the mind sprinted."

by NonBad March 1, 2020

sprinted

to be screwed over by a car by a car

my car sprinted me i think the engine is toast

by matt May 14, 2003

spermiate

what a gay boy has for supper.
or to infiltrate an orifice with goo.

stevie sure did enjoy that spermiate last night.
lola was amazed at joe's ability to spermiate.

by John P Ursel February 15, 2008

sperminated

To blow a load of semen into a girls eye. Usualy done without the consent of the girl.

I sperminated her so bad she could not see for a week.

by Jeff Boso July 20, 2006

Spermicterus

When a guy hasn't had sex in a while, and all the sperm that he hasn't cummed, "backs up" into his brain. So now all he thinks about is having sex.

A play on the condition, kernicterus, in which unconjugated bilirubin deposits into the brain of a newborn, causing severe physical and mental problems.

Man, John has a case of spermicterus. All he does is talk about sex. He really needs to get laid.

by rishta September 23, 2011

Spermented

A certain vinegary funk to the spunk.

This semen tastes like its been spermented for months!!

by Anastasia van Beaverhausen October 14, 2016