Spermatogenesis

The process of ejaculating whilst listening to anything in the ouvre of Phil Collins.

Listening to'Invisble Touch' caused me to perform sudden spermatogenesis which got me thrown out of the record store.

by TrotterW October 19, 2022

spermatogeddon

to die due to one too many loads while partaking in the act of bukkake.

Spermatogeddon was the perfect name for the first ever porn snuff film.

by tellitizaman September 16, 2010

spermatologist

Any girl that is a specialist in the taste and consistency of sperm. Especially, as it is applied to her skin.

I had a date last weekend with a spermatologist. She was a dropout from cosmetology school. She failed at everything except facials. She's a real spermatologist.

by Askthe BeerGuys June 29, 2010

spermatosis

Throat infection caused by too much jizz down the gurgler.

"Fuck my throat is sore"

"Probably all the Jizz you've been swallowing, its called spermatosis of the throat"

by blackfella April 14, 2014

Spermatozoon

The unfortunate act of premature ejaculation, particularly for an Italian male.

I had just got the beautiful Gina to agree to go out on a date with me, but I was so excited that I 'blew it'. Spermatozoon. Now she won't even talk to me. And I have to pay for her dress to be dry cleaned.

by JG El Supremo August 19, 2018

spermatozoid

A term used to describe someone who acts like a spermatozoa cell: being narrow minded and focused on one thing at a time, often failing to even achieve that.

“This guy didn’t even pay attention to his surroundings while he was driving, what a spermatozoid!“

by SpeedMcWeed April 20, 2024

Spermatozoa

My artist name :))
(and cum)

“Hey have you listened to the new spermatozoa album?”
“fuck you.”

by spermatozoa September 25, 2025