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Shortened version of expensive
"You tryin' to go see a movie?"

"Nah son, that shit is way too 'spence."
'Spence by OlderBrother July 4, 2009

Spence Slap 

A last resort action, which involves stroking your beard three times, then uncorking a backhanded slap of a male individual, who typically works at a smoke shop and thinks time and respect only have relevance when it pertains to him.
I was talking with James the other day, and he said that turd at the smoke shop belittled him after being late by over one hour. Unfortunately for the old boss man at the shop, he wasn’t talking to any regular driver, and after about two minutes of his senseless rambling James Spence Slapped the fuck out of him. Took James twenty minutes to make the delivery and guy was still out cold!
Spence Slap by Tee Cee Deez March 7, 2020

spence factor 

when a girl isn't very attractive or sexy, but you have the utmost desire to fuck the shit out of her
Me: Dude, what do you even see in that girl?
Bro: Gotta be the spence factor.
spence factor by MHhomewrecker September 9, 2011

Spence School 

All girls school founded in 1892 on the Upper East Side of Manhattan. Girls that get into the Ivy League while looking hot. In one word: perfect.
Spence girls do it better (unofficial school motto)...

Spence girls know how to use hairbrushes (see W article)...
Spence School by Clara B. February 6, 2005

spence school 

an all girls private school in nyc where the girls are pretty and perfect and always get what they want in life
"not for school but for life we learn"

"spence girls do it better" (but really do it best)
spence school by watch_me_shine April 28, 2005

Spence School 

The Spence School is an all-girls school founded in 1892 that harbors a lot of really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, REALLY HOT girls.
OMG!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend is from Spence, and she is SO FUCKING HOT, especially in bed, just like the motto says.

I've done girls from every single all-girls school in New York, but apparantly, the Spence School's motto is right: "Spence girls do it better."
Spence School by Boblily March 8, 2008