spelltable

An analogy for group masturbation

"Hey John - the guys are coming over for a spelltable later. Wanna join in?"

by Up My Nodes April 17, 2021

spellastard

A person who, instead of answering questions on Yahoo! Answers, posts corrections to their grammar or spelling, usually followed by ad-hominem attacks against them based on the imperfections therein.

I hate spellastards!

by D-Shiznit January 11, 2009

Spectard

An asshole so consumed with computer specs, this is the only thing they know how to talk about, with no regard as to how no one else gives a shit.

Man, every time I talk to Rob, all he can do is rattle off computer specs, he is such a Spectard!

by Klaatu9898 August 28, 2018

Spectard

Special Tard
A tard that chooses to mess things up so badly they go beyond the standard Tard definition.

Oh man, you messed that job up so badly I can't even figure out how to fix it. You realy are a Spectard

by xthedarkx1 September 19, 2009

selftard

A selfish bastard who cares only about his own comfort and is ignorant to other people's needs.

He lavishes himself in expensive clothes, while his son wears rags. His girfriend has to drive a clunker, but he demands to use his parents mercedes. Damn, What a selftard!

by twisted english May 25, 2014

speedtard

Somebody so retarded, their stupidity can only be the result of massive ammounts of illegal substances.

Everyone who gives negative reviews on Fanfiction.net is a complete speedtard.

by Protodude June 24, 2004

spectardular

adj. 1. spectacularly retarded 2. retardedly spectacular

That descent was spectardular.

by Carter85 January 11, 2008