Spellchek

Spellcheck´s nightmare

Person A: Spellchek sucks
Person B: Your not even spelling it right
Person A: I know

by Wii Guy April 20, 2021

Southern Tom Selleck

The act of shaving a mustache shape into your pubic hair. Not to be confused with a "Südlicher Adolf Hitler", or "Southern Adolf Hitler", which is the act of shaving all of your pubic hair, except of a small patch in the middle.

I needed to trim my junk up, so i got creative and gave myself a Southern Tom Selleck

by Codaayy-again June 1, 2010

spellcheckese

The confusing language that results when you use text messaging on an iphone or other device that has spellchecker, grammar checker or automatic word completion function and fail to notice the garbled sentence before sending.

I got this crazy message from my boss written in spellcheckese. I guess he doesn't know how to turn off the automatic correction on his new iphone.

by expatriate971 June 3, 2009

Velvet Selleck

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, the Velvet Selleck is when you've had sex with a menstruating female, then smear the bloody head of your member under her nose, giving her a thick, impressive blood mustache.

Bonus points: If you plug it in her back door, and get a little poo on it, for a richer, velvetier texture.

Bro, I was tapping this chick on the rag, and thought she was lookin' undignified. So, I flipped her around, and gave her the Velvet Selleck.

by justincorrect August 10, 2014

Smellcheck

A discreet and quick whiff of the underarms to find out how bad you smell; usually disguised as an awkward strech or yawn

dude before you put your arm around a girl ALWAYS do a Smellcheck.

by greenlion5 December 25, 2007

Selleck

adjective.
1: laid back nice guy. easy to get along with.

2: a mustache that looks like actor Tom Selleck's mustache

"I love that guy, he's so Selleck."

"His mustache is sick. He is rocking a killer Selleck!"

by saccomedybrian March 31, 2009

Selleck

A common euphemism for the "C-word". Used in polite company when the use of cunt is inappropriate.

"Oh no! I'm sorry Father O'Leary, it looks like we've run out of sausage rolls!"

"Nevermind my son, I think that fat old selleck ate them all."

by mikegloady November 11, 2008